Whoever heard of a hero called Jason?
I know the show is on hiatus, but I’m dying here. So who wants to play a game? How about 5-minute prompts? I’ll start with the prompt blue. Take only five minutes and do the first thing that comes to mind. Post a gif of the ocean or Ariadne’s dress, or do a couple sentences of story where somebody is feeling blue, or anything. Then add a prompt of your own.
midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.
naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door
It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf.
what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.
the hook is worthy
the hook is worthy
Peter Pan would disagree.
I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.
so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head
instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it.
OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME
i just… can’t have this not on my blog.
Yep. Oh wait, it says hufflepuff/slytherin, not the other way around. Scott’s totally the Slytherin in this, right? “Lying to him would make me uncomfortable, I don’t wanna so I’m not gonna.” And Stiles is all “It’s difficult, but it’s the right thing to do, so I’ll do it.”
they keep asking but the anwser quite simple actually
In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.
You can’t possibly say no to that.
"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE. HUMAN. SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."
so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
Just so my followers know, I’m not going to keep posting NCIS stuff. I’m only having a moment of outrage. Because seriously, stuff like this:
"We’re cognizant of how these things move back and forth. I’m 259 episodes behind in the ‘NCIS’ universe, but all the people who are part of the large overarching world over there are part of our world as well. We’ll find ways to pull those people in and use them and use them in a way that a field office would.” —Jeffrey Lieber, ‘NCIS: New Orleans’ Executive Producer
translation: JAG and its 227 episodes aren’t part of that world. Fuck that show and its fans.
Well sorry, but JAG’s prints are all over NCIS! And we do remember.
Lieber and the writers are also looking further ahead. With “NCIS” as the new show’s powerhouse Tuesday night lead-in, there are opportunities to meld the shows – with either character crossovers or longer storylines that can be threads in both shows.
"We are building the possibilities of a season-long mythos that crosses over between the two of them," Lieber said. "We want to work very hard to exist in the same universe, and in the same concentric universe. Things that happen in that show are in the same world of things that happen in this show. So if a big terrorist is brought down in that show, we know about it here. If a character in that show has a harrowing experience somewhere, that ends up in this show.
"We’re cognizant of how these things move back and forth," Liebert added. "I’m 259 episodes behind in the ‘NCIS’ universe, but all the people who are part of the large overarching world over there are part of our world as well. We’ll find ways to pull those people in and use them and use them in a way that a field office would.""
No mention of NCIS LA…is the LA show NCIS In name only, then?
I guess JAG was a different world also. I don’t know why that upsets me so much, since I’m not watching any of the NCIS shows, but it just really really does. The JAG characters still mean something to some of us, darn it! Just flip the finger at the JAG fans, why don’t you! You are 486 episodes behind in the universe, Lieber!
Night Fury Attack
The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself ….
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
This has officially become one of my favorite posts.
I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.
archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting
Admit it you all saw it coming